Written on December 16, 2011 – 1:42 am | by workathomemom
Why? It seems that the same fruitcake is still floating around since 1840. I have NEVER once seen anyone actually eat a fruitcake, I have just seen them given as gifts, you know, for office parties, for someone who you "have to" give a gift to but actually don't know them and don't know why you "have to" give them a gift.
It is much like a twinkie, it will last forever and probably has, because like I said, I have NEVER actually seen anyone eat a fruitcake, ever!! Has anyone known someone who likes fruitcake? Is there something wrong with that person? I mean, like do they also eat food that has fallen on the floor and then yell something about the "3 second rule" and gobble up the fallen food? Then I guess I would understand their enjoyment of fruitcake also.
I just don't really get the whole fruitcake thing, not fruit, not cake, not alcohol really, what is the point? Give me a bottle of vodka and a piece of chocolate cake and then we can talk, until then, get rid of this ridiculous fruitcake crap!
Forget the damn fruitcake .... give a Blow up version of fruitcake this year, it keeps on giving year after year. Make it a tradition to pass on this inflatable little goodie during the holiday season.
